One Sentence! Ten Styles! – The English Variety

1. Standard Talk

Hello my dear friend, don’t be angry at me for not showing up at the cinemas.

2. Cockney Talk

“Oi mate, don’t get all shirty wiv me for not turnin’ up at the pictures, yeah?”

3. Teenage Talk

Hey, dude, like, don’t be mad at me for, like, not showing up at the movies, okay?

4. Punk talk

Yo, don’t freak out on me for not crashing the cinema scene, got it?

5. Girl Talk

Hey, girl, please don’t be mad at me for not making it to the movies, okay?

6. King Talk

Greetings, dear friend, kindly refrain from harbouring resentment towards me for failing to attend the cinematographic presentation.

7. Australian Talk

G’day mate, don’t be cranky with me for not rockin’ up at the movies, alright?

8. South African Talk

Hey, my friend, please don’t be cross with me for not pitching up at the movies, alright?

9. Middle English Talk

Yfaythe, good freend, ne be wrath with me for nat comyng to the playhouse of moving images.

10. Tanglish Talk

Hey Macha, don’t be angry da, because I could not come to the theatre.

Please tell us which talk did make you smile? Tell us in the comments. Or if we say: “Yo, which convo had you grinnin’? Spill the tea in the comments, fam!” What style this would be?